So I made him this album sleeve…

Martin Bowie asked me to make him a poster… so I made him this album sleeve… now he needs to hurry up and make the album.

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Emily Gosden vs Graphic Design

Emily Gosden’s defamatory article on the Times Online has ruffled a few feathers in the design world, and prompted this response from Design Assembly. A good response, although judging by the quality of Gosden’s article and her incredibly fuzzy use of logic I doubt she will be able to understand it. Perhaps just drawing a picture of a Massive Penis would have sufficed. Personally I think her article is too ill informed and badly written to get that worked up about, in fact the more I read it the funnier it gets, here are some of my favourite bits.

“…yet one department admitted that it could produce logos in-house for £648….” & “…Last year it spent £14,000 on a new logo that, when viewed sideways, resembled a sexually aroused man.”

Clearly, you don’t get ’sideways sexually aroused man’ for just £648.

The Tory MP Greg Hands said: “Surely adding two digits doesn’t need to be outsourced at all. Civil servants can do this themselves. Modern graphic design packages surely allow anyone with an average brain to design something as good as, or better than, what we see in front of us here.

Yes Greg Hands, surely any civil servant with an average brain can do all the jobs they currently outsource, equally well if not better, despite their lack of knowledge and training in those fields. In fact, the arrival of these ‘Super Civil Servants’ will surely bring about the demise of our industry (and just about every other one too).

Kissing The Ceiling

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Love these from Canadian photographer Fred Muram.

Procrastination…

This just about sums up my morning.

by John Kelly. http://www.mickeyandjohnny.com/

Funniest designer/client correspondence ever…

This is hilarious:

Hello David,

I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.

Simon

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

Regards, David.

It gets even better, read the rest at 27b/6.

The Future of Farming?

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The ‘vertical farming’ idea has been suggested to bring food closer to cities. This is an interesting idea, It’s estimated that for every indoor acre farmed it would eliminate the need for 10 to 20 outdoor acres. Given Cornwall’s noted farming problems wouldn’t a rural vertical farm make perfect sense? We certainly have the farming skills in Cornwall, but farms struggle because of the massive growth of supermarkets. A vertical farm would give the farmers scope to grow more and varied crops all year round, therefore creating more jobs. It would put an end to agricultural run off (water pollution) and free up some land which can be used to solve the local (affordable) housing needs, or even just return to natural habitat. Plus it would keep tractors off the road!

‘If just 10 per cent of the food purchasing budget within Cornwall could be switched to the local producer, this would make a very significant difference to Cornish farming.’ David Rodda, Cornwall Agricultural Council.

Given the choice, I’d certainly prefer to buy local food from my friendly local giant geo dome farm.

DOTT… new answers to Cornish social and economic issues?

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We had an interesting presentation today from Dr Andrea Siodmok, Programme Director of Dott Cornwall. Dott Cornwall is a Partnership established by the Design Council, Cornwall Council and the University College Falmouth to deliver a series of design-led community engagement projects, addressing some of the challenging social and economic issues facing people in Cornwall today.

As a designer I’m very excited about the potential of Dott, and as someone who lives in Cornwall I really hope it can deliver. I am especially keen to know exactly what are ‘…the challenging social and economic issues facing people in Cornwall today…‘ I asked some friends & family members to suggest a few points and did a bit of digging. It’s far from comprehensive, and probably not in the right order, but here is what I managed to collate

1. Lack of affordable housing. Cornwall is a classic example of a two-speed economy, where most locals toil away while a few rich incomers buy up all the half-decent properties, and local services start providing for their tastes and budgets, so the cost of living climbs out of reach of the average working family. Plus second home ownership is destroying communities.

‘Cornwall has the biggest gap in Britain between the average house price and average salary, with house prices 12 times average earnings.’ Angela Balakrishnan – The Guardian, February 2nd 2008

‘Poverty in Cornwall is wildly under-represented, the stats say the average wage here is £317 a week. But we can all say we know loads of people on £150.’ Eden Project founder Tim Smit.

2. Water. Cornish residents pay more for water than anywhere else in the UK yet the quality is poor.

‘3% of the total population have been paying for 30% of the beach clean-up, and in the poorest part of the country no less.’ MP Matthew Taylor, May 30th 2007

3. Lack of infrastructure to encourage new industry. Cornwall’s old industries are in their death throes, and 25% of its economy revolves around tourism.

4. Rural isolation has lead to high levels of depression & anxiety.

5. Improper investment of European aid. After five years of Objective One, Cornwall is still in the lowest GDP of Europe (hence Convergence funding). Cornwall was awarded £700 million in European aid which went to SWRDA in Bristol who took a huge cut as payment for managing the money. Cornish money should be managed by people elected in Cornwall, for Cornwall. This money is being reduced due to the growth of Government quangos. (It will interesting to see if the Dott scheme is perceived to be yet another waste of Cornwall’s money?)

6. Public Transport. Cornwall has the worst public transport infrastructure. Due to high costs and poor service there is no incentive to use public transport. First Great Western, was named in 2008 as the UK’s poorest-performing rail service.

‘The infrastructure is appalling, It takes longer to get from Penzance to Plymouth than it does from London to Lille.’ Richard Clark, Mebyon Kernow.

7. Lack of local health provision. Cornwall’s NHS is underfunded and has to deal with an increase in cases in the summer (visitors). There are moves to centralise services and move some wards to Plymouth making it even worse.

8. Cornwall is getting warmer and wetter. Has there been an impact assessment on the scenario of Cornwall’s tourists going elsewhere due to flooding?

9. Cornwall has an aging population, 22% of Cornwall’s population are now pensioners.

10. Low wages and a reliance on seasonal employment mean that young people have to leave Cornwall for quality careers. There is no real policy to encourage graduates to stay in Cornwall.

Other interesting bits & bobs:

  • Penwith had the lowest male earnings in England in 2004.
  • In the Carrick district, covering Truro, Penryn and Falmouth, 56% of young working households are priced out of the local housing market.
  • Cornwall qualified last year for £500m of Convergence funding because its productivity, measured in GVA, was still below 75% of the European average.
  • St Mary’s Terrace rocked by ‘Stormy Weather’ ♫

    Well, not exactly. A few trees fell down in the storm at the top of my road last night. I wandered up this morning to take a pic, this lady had the same idea. It might not make the 9 o’clock news tonight but it was quite exciting for the two of us nevertheless.

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    Project One – What I Do

    The first project flew by, here’s a brief run through. It began with the ‘mood board’ top left of my workspace (more on this later).

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    Deconstruction; Personal Methodology

    “…an analysis and critical review of what you do as a designer; your existing personal design practice…suggest and identify mechanisms that challenge and provoke your personal design perspectives and methodology.”

    After the ‘mood board’ stage I found it difficult to distill ‘what i do’ into just one sound-byte. Everything i do is as a result of the memories and experiences I have collected over the years. I can draw from them when I need to and as I do, it can sometimes bring new meaning to old memories. It was clear that the best vehicle to illustrate my personal methodology was with moving image (after effects). As I have not attempted this before it was certainly a risk, but risk is the name of the game. Whilst I admit this could have resulted in spectacular failure, I was hoping it would show both the drive and ambition in which I tackle my work.

    Firstly, ideas in my notebook…

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    Then came a storyboard…

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    First steps into the world of moving image…

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    Followed 3 days later by the finished piece. Actually, its far from finished in my opinion – it needs loads more work – but the idea is there.

    Project One – What I Do.
    “…an analysis and critical review of what you do as a designer; your existing personal design practice…suggest and identify mechanisms that challenge and provoke your personal design perspectives and methodology.”
    After the ‘mood board’ stage (more on that later) i found it difficult to distill ‘what i do’ into a sound-byte. Everything i do is as a result of the memories and experiences i have collected over the years. i can draw from them when i need to and as I do it can something bring new meaning to old memories. It was clear that the best vehicle to illustrate my personal methodology was with moving image (after effects). As I have not attempted this before it was certainly a risk, but risk is the name of the game. Whilst I admit this could have resulted in spectacular failure, I was hoping it would show both the drive and ambition in which I tackle my work.
    Firstly the idea existed in my notebook…
    Then came a storyboard…
    First steps into the world of moving image…
    Followed 3 days later by the finished piece. Its far from finished in my opinion but the idea is there. (I will finish this asap)

    Project One – What I Do from Dion Star.

    Retro Stone Carving

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    We had a workshop in stone letter carving last week with John Nielson. We were asked to choose a four letter word, then design the letters on paper – which we then transferred to the stone. I got lost in one of the corridors on the way back from lunch and found myself in the 1980’s, and I subsequently designed a rock band logo!? John showed us the carving techniques we needed and off we went. It was difficult to say the least but i really enjoyed working with the chisel and stone. Great workshop, we had an interesting debate about the aesthetics of ‘craft’ too.

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